Says he could shoot somebody on Fifth Avenue and not lose voters
An Iowa rally boast. The scary part: he wasn’t wrong.
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The Wall of Shame.
Every embarrassing headline from 2016 to today, in order. Each one links to the real story, because the truth is funnier than anything we could make up.
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2016
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The Access Hollywood tape leaks
Caught on a hot mic bragging about grabbing women. Won anyway.
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2017
5 receipts
Tosses paper towels at hurricane survivors
Puerto Rico got a free-throw routine instead of help.
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2018
2 receipts
2019
4 receipts
Serves champions a fast-food buffet, tweets “hamberders”
The Clemson Tigers got burgers, fries and a typo.
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2020
3 receipts
“Inject disinfectant?”
A live pandemic-briefing idea. Lysol’s maker had to tell people not to.
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping
The election press conference, next to a crematorium and a sex shop.
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Protesters cleared for a Bible photo op
Lafayette Square was cleared so he could pose holding a Bible.
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2021
3 receipts
2022
3 receipts
2023
3 receipts
Indicted; classified boxes pictured in a bathroom
The photo in the indictment said it all.
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2024
5 receipts
Hands out $1 million a day to registered voters
Swing-state sweepstakes. Philadelphia’s DA sued; the DOJ warned it may be illegal.
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2025
13 receipts
The White House lawn becomes a Tesla showroom
The president reads a sales pitch off a card.
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Pentagon fast-tracks $620M to a company Don Jr.’s firm just bought into
Its valuation jumped about tenfold, per ProPublica.
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Feeds USAID “into the wood chipper”
His words. A Lancet study projects millions of extra child deaths by 2030.
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“I’ll end the war in 24 hours”
Instead: an Oval Office shouting match with Zelensky, then a freeze on weapons and intel.
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Posts “GREAT TIME TO BUY” hours before pausing his own tariffs
Markets soared. Democrats asked for an insider-trading probe.
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Takes a luxury 747 from Qatar
Taxpayers cover a retrofit the Air Force puts near $400 million.
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Tears down the White House East Wing for a ballroom
Demolition for a donor-funded ballroom.
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2026
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Named 38,000+ times in the Epstein files
Per a New York Times review of 3 million pages. His own Justice Department even blacked out a photo of him.
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Puts his face on everything
A national parks pass, a commemorative passport, a $1 coin and giant banners on federal buildings.
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Courts strip his name off the Kennedy Center. He threatens to rip it down
“It’ll end up being ripped down.” A judge now requires 30 days’ notice first.
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Promised “no new wars.” Then went to war with Iran
U.S.–Israeli strikes, the Strait of Hormuz closed, and a ceasefire weeks later.
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DOGE promised $2 trillion in savings
Government auditors found the savings overstated by billions.
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A Putin-linked oligarch bankrolled part of Don Jr.’s island wedding
The island rental and fireworks, per ProPublica. Trump says his son paid it back.
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