★ FCKDT RECEIPTS ★
1600 ACCOUNTABILITY AVE
DATE JUL 31, 2026REG 01
CASHIER: DTSATIRE · SOURCED
DT
Blamed “vandals” for his pool. His own DOJ said it was a botched job.
Charges dropped against every suspect, including a former Olympian. The Reflecting Pool still sits empty.
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THE RECEIPT: adn.com ↗
NO REFUNDS · NO EXCHANGES · NO SHAME