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1600 ACCOUNTABILITY AVE
DATE OCT 24, 2026REG 01
CASHIER: ELONSATIRE · SOURCED
ELON
First he blamed the president. Then he blamed Ukraine.
After his Starlink slowdown left Ukraine’s drones grounded, he posted that “Ukraine military violated Starlink terms of service” and said the loophole had been closed. Days earlier, the limits were “decided by the US military or the president.”
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