★ FCKDT RECEIPTS ★
1600 ACCOUNTABILITY AVE
DATE AUG 1, 2025REG 01
CASHIER: DTSATIRE · SOURCED
DT
Fires the jobs-numbers chief after a bad jobs report
Didn’t like the numbers, so he fired the person who counts them.
SUBTOTAL1 SCANDAL
TAXYOU PAID IT
AMOUNT DUEACCOUNTABILITY
THE RECEIPT: cnbc.com ↗
NO REFUNDS · NO EXCHANGES · NO SHAME