★ FCKDT RECEIPTS ★
1600 ACCOUNTABILITY AVE
DATE 2025–2026REG 01
CASHIER: DTSATIRE · SOURCED
DT
Keeps nodding off on camera. Still calls Biden “Sleepy Joe.”
Eyes closed at Oval Office events, a two-hour Cabinet meeting and more, per Newsweek’s running tally.
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THE RECEIPT: newsweek.com ↗
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