★ FCKDT RECEIPTS ★
1600 ACCOUNTABILITY AVE
DATE JAN 2026REG 01
CASHIER: DTSATIRE · SOURCED
DT
Lost the Nobel Peace Prize. Wrote Norway a letter about it.
Told Norway’s prime minister he no longer feels obliged “to think purely of Peace” and pivoted to Greenland. Norway’s government doesn’t even pick the winner.
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