★ FCKDT RECEIPTS ★
1600 ACCOUNTABILITY AVE
DATE NOV 3, 2026REG 01
CASHIER: DTSATIRE · SOURCED
DT
“Pretend I’m on the ballot.” Lost the House and the Senate.
He told voters to “pretend that I’m on the ballot” and promised “we win in a landslide.” Democrats flipped both chambers. His take that night: “I wasn’t on the Ballot and if I was, we would have won IN A LANDSLIDE!”
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