★ FCKDT RECEIPTS ★
1600 ACCOUNTABILITY AVE
DATE SEP 2026REG 01
CASHIER: DTSATIRE · SOURCED
DT
Rebrands AI as “Super Intelligence”
Polls sinking on AI, so he ordered it renamed in official documents. Same tech, new name.
SUBTOTAL1 SCANDAL
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THE RECEIPT: cnbc.com ↗
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