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1600 ACCOUNTABILITY AVE
DATE AUG 27, 2026REG 01
CASHIER: DTSATIRE · SOURCED
DT
Renames Lake Ontario “Lake America”
By executive order, mid trade war. Half the lake belongs to Canada. First the Gulf, now the Great Lakes.
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