★ FCKDT RECEIPTS ★
1600 ACCOUNTABILITY AVE
DATE OCT 16, 2026REG 01
CASHIER: ELONSATIRE · SOURCED
ELON
Said his $1M voter winners were random. His lawyers said they weren’t.
He promised winners would be picked “randomly.” In court, his own lawyers admitted they were “not chosen by chance.” He just settled the fraud lawsuits. The terms? Secret.
SUBTOTAL1 SCANDAL
TAXYOU PAID IT
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THE RECEIPT: cp24.com ↗
NO REFUNDS · NO EXCHANGES · NO SHAME