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1600 ACCOUNTABILITY AVE
DATE 2025–2026REG 01
CASHIER: DTSATIRE · SOURCED
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Says he ended 8 wars. Two of them were never wars.
Egypt–Ethiopia and Serbia–Kosovo never came to blows, and both date to his first term. Most of the rest were shaky ceasefires.
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