★ FCKDT RECEIPTS ★
1600 ACCOUNTABILITY AVE
DATE APR 24, 2025REG 01
CASHIER: DTSATIRE · SOURCED
DT
Sells “Trump 2028” hats
The Constitution allows two terms. His official store sells hats for a third.
SUBTOTAL1 SCANDAL
TAXYOU PAID IT
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THE RECEIPT: axios.com ↗
NO REFUNDS · NO EXCHANGES · NO SHAME