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1600 ACCOUNTABILITY AVE
DATE JUL 2026REG 01
CASHIER: DTSATIRE · SOURCED
DT
Sneaks out of Turkey in a catering truck
Over an Iranian threat to his Qatari jet, he was smuggled to a backup plane in a meal truck, per The Washington Post.
SUBTOTAL1 SCANDAL
TAXYOU PAID IT
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THE RECEIPT: globalnews.ca ↗
NO REFUNDS · NO EXCHANGES · NO SHAME